I wonder how many commenters here who are saying shit like: "What a creep", "get some social skills", etc., are actually similar or exactly like this Christopher Ryan serial rapist/killer creepo dude.

Christopher Ryan: ...so you're saying there's a chance...

Footage of the assault.

@ 1:25

Holy shit I laughed so hard at this.



Edit: I meant that I was laughing while ragingly erect. I'm currently hanging out at the Sochi Olympics.

"But banning people in the game they paid for is not the brightest idea..."

A bunch of naked dudes—gay or straight—sharing showers and undoubtedly and undeniably checking out each other's dicks is pretty damn gay to begin with anyways, so all of the people making a fuss might as well get over it.

When I first watched the video, I was thinking: "I'm about to laugh my ass off at this dude" and I started counting the seconds until "the fall". Then I saw the girl eat the ice hard with her ass and I felt bad for her—and also for the fact that I didn't get the laugh that I had anticipated.

BALLS OF CORN.

"Also before you go defending Ice-T too much I would hope you realize that he used to be involved in human trafficking."

"who the fuck doesn't know what a Pegasus is. Muthafucka has kids, I know he's got to have seen Disney's Hercules at least once"

"If people want to get twisted up about it that is just fine by me."

^…

Sounds like a lot of the time was spent on his remarks about what he was reading. Also, it sounds obvious as hell that he was exaggerating the "3.5 hrs for 25 pages" for anecdotal purposes. You're trying too hard.

I just figured that the reason why the game is so short was because Konami only had so much in funds to keep Kiefer Sutherland on board for a video game. *shrug*

My thoughts exactly—and to the letter.

I'm no Jeopardy fan, but I'm seeing comments in his defense that point out the fact that other Jeopardy champions have used the same strategy while no one made a big fucking deal about it. So then what's different? From the way I see it, the only differences between Chu and other…

...You're the little rapist boy's dad.

Yea, in a country where the populous is highly diverse and people are allowed and encouraged to stand up for themselves, there are going to be "lots of hoops of political correctness". Your "fact" that Asians are "more inherently racist than most other people" is hilarious, by the way, and reveals how sheltered you…

"I'm from the Netherlands, we did this as kids every year whenever Sinterklaas would arrive in the country. It's only in recent years people started making a big fuss about it."

Lemme guess: are the "recent years" you mention referring to the years when you and other people your age are not little kids anymore? Yea,…

"maybe it was racist because she white and not Asian."

Umm...I'm pretty sure no Asian would pull back their eyelids in a mocking fashion and say that they're being "Asian".

That'd be awesome if you could tackle "runners".

I've never played DayZ, but for some reason—and I can't quite put my finger on it—this "hey are you cool" blog is one of the best video game-related"things" I've seen online recently.

It's almost like a DayZ version of Humans of New York. It's mostly fucking hilarious, but there are a few posts that were oddly...