Well, they retired because Neil was sick and died. They didn’t all decide together that they were done.

You can always tell someone is as liberal as they come when they declare themselves as such and then say crazy right wing shit

I hadn’t realized by virtue of not obeying the law was a death penalty.

So it’s basically just a step behind the game system in eXistenZ

Now he’s just some frickin psycho, running round being all weird. Talking all that bullish.

Why are you so insistent on minimizing homophobia

“You know, people are allowed to have pissy, poorly-considered opinions on pop culture.”

Definitely listen to the person who still regularly uses the term "nothingburger"

I think there’s a difference between making jokes about a movie and humorlessly disparaging the message a movie’s trying to make.

Can we please stop with these fetishization of books? Books are tools and access to information, not decorations or sacred texts.

Thank you for this essential service. Videos are even worse than slideshows.

And if you really want it, the full transcript:

Hi everyone, my name’s Meredith with Lifehacker.com and today we’re talking about all the ways you might be making your house look cheap and tacky. It’s great to make sure that your home feels like you, but at the same time there’s some decorating choices that can make…

Were slideshows not getting enough vitriol? 

My roommate asked me when I thought unvaccinated people (that is, people who could get vaccinated and simply chose not to) could return to cons, like when there will be a place for them. I said, without missing a beat, never. Fuck ‘em. I mean certainly not as long as people are in hospitals sick and dying.

You can sell T&A while still demanding respect. 🤷 It doesn't matter what's on the show, fans shouldn't be shitty little chodes.

Well, and the article isn’t even about books as conversation starters or the superiority of physical vs. e-books - it’s about ways to keep your apartment from appearing “cheap and tacky”, and classes not having prominently-displayed bookshelves right up there with dirty carpet or taped-up posters.

Or like. We can talk about Covid again, instead of Logan Paul. I don’t mind, really.  

Bro who gives a shit, it’s a fucking gameboy color. If you want to satisfy your nostalgia run an emulator. Or ensure that you personally have a few working gameboys in your collection, just in case. Then when the great gameboy shortage of 2034 happens, you can be the man with the kinda lame museum.

They haven’t been made in almost twenty years. Do we even know for sure if they were working Game Boy Colors? For all we know, he could have picked up dead ones for cheap.

The cast is led by country music stars and the target demographic is old white people. The “noble savage” trope is probably as close as you’re going to get, inclusion-wise.