You just haven’t met the right Corolla owners.

Can confirm from two different sources that they will, in fact, be optional, and they are not actually magical tires.

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

2005-2006 White “Government-Spec” Chrysler Minivan...

Where exactly do I file a formal complaint so they can give me a ride as proof?

My late-grandfather-in-law owned this, he wasn’t a car guy but man did he love that car. Even when his health was failing him, due to cancer, he would walk me down to the garage, asked me to fill it with gas since he could no longer lift the gas can. Then we would sit there and talk while he ran it for several…

My 1955 Chevy Bel Air was my daily driver in San Francisco for around four years back in 2006-2010. It’s the oldest I’ve driven. I figured, “Well, if they drove them daily in the 1950s, why can’t I do that now?”

I learned some things. It had the original AM radio; there is nothing much good on AM. I had to actively…

As I’m inclined to claim, this old girl is my 1931 Ford Model A. I drive her as many chances as I get which, in the South, is quite a lot. I started driving it when I was 16 and later on it spent 2 years as my only car. Whenever Doug used to inquire what he should buy and live with, I never hesitated to tell him to…

In that case, let’s just say the first-gen Celica is the best looking car that Toyota made in volume. :)

Disagree.

Only it looks like the “fun size” candybar version when parked next to a 60s mustang.... I need more old Celica in my life....

But how much action are you comfortable with in the back end?

Most of the freeways aren’t bad, especially as you go further north. But here in south Dallas, the surface streets are pretty chewed up. Wheatland Road between Lancaster and University Hills is so horribly rutted that I’m afraid of getting high-centered. Simpson Stuart has some pretty mean potholes. And pretty much…

Crosscheck yourself before you Crosstrek yourself.

Make fun of it all you like, but I’ve personally convinced multiple people to buy Crosstreks instead of shitty SUVs of various flavors. That alone should make it more loved around here.

Not really, most people don’t know that. I didn’t know that modern seatbelts actually have a small explosive charge that permanently binds the seatbelt after a collision.

Yes, without regulation there would be deathtraps (well more deathtraps. It’s hard to think of a vehicle more dangerous than a sportbike). What isn’t true is that without regulations we would not have safe cars. We would, and the safest cars would be about as safe as they are now (possibly a little more, since…

I bought a 100-series Land Cruiser partly because I love LCs, and partly because I live in Oak Cliff

Speaking of VW and wagon type cars in the US. Just give us the Golf R wagon already.

I kind of like it; it’s like an Impreza that could possibly stand a chance on the roads of Dallas.