The brand new el cam of my dreams:

Are we sure this is a real story?

Some people that want vintage looking shit but with totally modern guts. I think there’s a small market for this type of junk, don’t you? Mostly white male retired dentists?

So let me get this straight - a brand-new classic-looking ute with an LS?

I’ve actually driven on the road course at Charlotte, it was pretty cool, couldn’t set any decent times though because all the other cars on the track were too busy looking at the Christmas lights.

Make sure no one needs to rely on huge Texas signage to know they’re at Texas.

NASCAR Figure 8 racing would be exciting.

“...often pushing drivers who are more accustomed to driving on oval tracks out of their comfort zone and inviting “road course ringers”...”

I see what you did there, Anne Frankly it’s inappropriate. 

Must be nice to have the kind of money to do a silly project like this to such a degree. Meanwhile I can’t even afford a supercharger for my wagon.

As a former Juke owner, the only thing I could think was “a full tank of gas might get him down the block,” then I saw “front wheels” mentioned. For some reason, the AWD Jukes have a thimble-sized gas tank, where the FWD models have something much more in line with reality. For a car that slurps up fuel prodigiously…

I met Matthew in person when he worked at Houston Z. This Juke showed up on the same day I took my car in for timing belt service. Not sure how much power it was making then, but it already sounded pretty sweet.

These aren’t the views we want,.. these are the views we need.

You know what F*** all these guys trying to shit on this article. Tom I want to applaud you for this. This is actually truly useful advice and I as a Jalopnik reader very much appreciate it. Jalopnik writers have taken a lot of flack recently for injecting politics into their articles and yet when you come out and…

We have covered this topic a little bit before, but it’s is worth revisiting since there may be some more obstacles to contend with other than just finding a buyer who is willing to work with you.

Fun conditions... You see this a bunch out here in Colorado (and most anywere else too obviously) But you’ll have a big hill where the uphill is southern facing, and hence the road is dry and sunny. And since people are accelerating to get up the pass, they’re moving at a good clip.. Then when they cross over the…

I love all these posts about buying/selling/financing vehicles. I’m not in a situation to do any of these things, but it’s nice to have a little hint of what is possible to do for the future.

This is Rainbow Road IRL.

Absolutely, but if you don’t have the funds to pay it off that becomes a challenge.

I still think it would have looked best if they’d taken a cue from the old JDM Celica and given it wing mirrors.