Is this him?

As a former database programmer, any field in a database can have it’s value changed. PSN name is probably what’s considered a “key” (unique) field used to tie the various tables in their database together. Changing key field values can be tricky, but not impossible. It’s more likely they don’t want to hassle with it…

I would’ve eaten that Dorito.

My friends mom had a Dorrito that she claimed had the image of Elvis on it. She kept it in the freezer and took it out to show people, occasionally whispering “Can’t you hear him singing?”.

I wonder if I can get the Pope’s take on that...

well I am a Vet because I DID serve my country in combat. I still believe in my country but I am disappointed with the people I defend. I challenge you to serve your country.

Go to a childrens hospital and offer kids rides in a three-wheeled-AutoBot/Batmobile.

I’m waiting for someone to Pinkham’s Law the wine story, since I feel like there has to be some crazy bullshit (sorry, pool shift) reason for why it really is important to not let the wine bottle touch the glass, but I haven’t seen it. Anyone have any ideas? I mean, I drink a lot of wine and have traveled to many…

“Why don’t men take the time to learn about how a woman’s body works, then make an effort to put that into practice? (Watching a steady diet of porn does not count!) Why not ask their partner what she needs from him to get her interested and willing?”

We’re coming home along the Thruway and decide to stop at McD’s. There’s a woman and smallish kid in front of us getting huffy and I can tell this won’t end well. And in due time she starts yelling at the cashier, “Why is everything more expensive here? This is ridiculous! You’re ripping people off!” and so on, as the…

Most guys think the problem we have is the verbal harassment/”trash talk,” like “get back in the kitchen” or whatever. But for me personally, it’s actually more the “positive” attention, because it tends to be creepy and weird. Random friend requests, stalking behavior, and so on.

“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”

Dear dining public:

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.

You know who else has the fucking Secret Service? Obama. You know who else has to face hecklers who get into his speeches? Obama. So that “Hillary has Secret Service” excuse is bull.

Fuck him with the stupid goddamn statue they erected in his honor. But only if he’s mentally competent. I want him to know why it’s being done.

That’s because the handles are to assist in climbing into/out of the truck. the driver gets to use the steering wheel, while the passenger gets the a pillar handle. My guess is these will be extinct in the next few years as most cars come standard with curtain airbags.

I think the idea’s not so much using it as an oh-shit handle, but using it as an aid in climbing up into a taller vehicle so as to not prematurely wear out the steering column components.