“They do know we’re brothers, right?”

wait, we can DO THAT

some time in the mid-90s I fell out of my bunk bed and hit my head. My parents took me to the ER, and the doctors asked me various questions to determine my mental status. One of them was “Who’s in charge at the White House?” I deadpanned “Hillary” and had the whole ER laughing. I was seven or eight.

God can this guy just leave the music business already and the fashion one too. YOU ARE NOT A GENIUS.

I kinda think that paying attention to these actual guys is like staring at the finger instead of where it`s pointing. The important think here is that he really is the ventriloquist`s dummy for millions and millions of men. And Trump is simply the Voice of Media-Allowed Racism.

No. How is her image ruined by giving the child the police. Know one had to know she gave the child to the police. Why are you trying to make excuses for her she is vile human being that killed her child.

Actual conversations I’ve had:

He is a Muppet escaped from the Henson ranch.

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.

*THISSSS*

GAWD I hate that term.

hug.

Did someone say ‘Wincest!?’

I think we’re all waiting, crouching like gay lionesses, for the first homophobic gazelle to trot across the sacred grounds.

but the reality is that males go topless whereas females can’t even wear crop tops.

At least it wasn’t

What you see: