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There’s already something for that.

Well, that could be taken a couple of ways...

And less bundling and A La Carte pricing!

Vitamin V.

Make this 100 women with flamethrowers and I will be all for it.

I always thought using the shaft more than the tip was... oh wait... talking about spears.

I was going to ask for a link to FDA Analysis, but turns out there was one.
I would like to highlight the bullet point that says

You can still fart with a buttplug.

Actually, I know what’s in a fart. I am pretty sure I know what’s in tobacco smoke.

This stuff? I have no clue. And neither do they most likely.

Now why you gotta go and make it creepy?

Resist if you can...

The only car appropriate to drive in Australia

How many people - per day - point and laugh?

I am relatively sure her first order of business would be to find out what “an initiative” is.

I got two paragraphs in and just thought “Huh?” and my eyes started to glaze over.

You honestly just made my brain poop.

Seriously. You don’t talk about the new iPhones.

... and opened the nominating process up to the public.

It has been gradually moving east in response to the all-encompassing mass of Trumps ego.