I'm sure my wife wont have an issue with me muttering "wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka" while off to take a piss at 3am.

Oh for fucks sake. I am actually shaking my head reading some of these comments.

Um...

"Came" full circle.

I think I see a bit of despair the cleaning crew missed.

Well there went my "Productivity" at work.

You know, there are times when I sign off the computer at work and don't pay attention to anything else but my kid for the rest of the night. I come in to work the next day, sign back on, and am immediately presented with something epic that I missed over the last 12 hours.

I swear to God on High that if Beanie Babies make a comeback I am climbing a fucking clocktower.

Order a Rusty Trombone and see what shows up.

Yeah it looks impressive, but you know all that Gamma Radiation leaves him dangling.

No wonder he gets pissed, amirite?

Being from Indiana, I can tell you that Lafayette is pretty used to have a bunch of shit on their roads.
They just call them drivers though.

I am just going to leave this here...

I honestly dont know, but I now want to buy one and see if they can throw in a box of Gaines Burgers.

I would pay to watch the dogs at screening.

20 bucks to the first person to go through TSA with this in their carry-on.

I absolutely love this post.

You shut your dirty mouth.

I really expected to read this and see that this thing was native to Australia.