In my experience the truly stupid among us seem to have nine lives.

You already know the answer.

I’d say, “Eff ‘em,” but of course there will be entirely innocent and non-stupid people caught up in this Darwin Awards nonsense. Just ruining all the comic potential.

I read this article years ago, and it has stayed with me like white on rice.

Find anything - anything at all - that 37 states would agree on right now.

 I have a feeling that people who only brush the teeth once per day probably don’t bother to do it right too

The Doctor, Romana 1 and 2, Nyssa, River Song (does she count as an alien? that one’s tricky), Turlough . . . 

How does a Dalek make a quiche?

I was in her thrall.

I always like the villainous aliens from Star Trek:

no, no!  the little child alien in “district nine!”

As always, the Solomons deserve more love.

No love for Bowie?

Roger Smith, and it’s not even close.

This was also released when there was a proto-Gamergate backlash against Kirsten Dunst, a widespread obligation to pretend she wasn’t a good actress. All because she dared to be cast in Spider-Man and not exactly match some fans’ deeply invested spank bank images of Mary Jane Watson.

I recommend one of the small sink plungers they talked about in the article.  1) it’s more compact, a better fit than a full-size plunger and 2) you don’t have to worry so much about where that toilet plunger’s been before you stick it in your sink.  Sure you clean it first, but still, it’s just the thought of it…

And that’s exactly how you lose white friends.

I like Bierstadt, particularly the lower-case “a” that looks like it has a sagging beer belly.

I can defend this!