I have a cunning plan.....

If you want flavor, go with the pour-over.

My take (and I’ve never read the book; it shouldn’t matter since we are talking solely about the movie)?

Speed: Keanu Reeves boards the bus. I gather that none of the stunt team wanted to do it, saying it was too dangerous. So Reeves did it himself.

AND they waited something like FIFTY YEARS to bring it up?

Seems the AV Club and I have different ideas as to what constitutes an “Entertainer of Note”.

Sexy comes in all sizes, shapes, and colors! Why should an entire group of women be told they cannot possibly be sexy?

Are they going to mud wrestle? I wouldn’t watch it, but I might pay a little to make it happen....

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I prefer the White & Black cookie, personally....

As exciting and glamorous as one wants to make it, you cannot get around the basic fact that piracy is - and has always been - a crime.

You probably won’t be able to get a piece of the Moon, but meteorite fragments are easier to find and purchase.....

The List of Intangible Cultural Heritage is really fun to browse.

The best ones are more about discomfort and embarrassment:

Spielberg is today’s William Shakespeare. Entertainment for the masses. Some dramas, some comedies, some historical stuff. Some really good, some forgettable,  a lot of average.

A bottle opener will also work.

Don’t block the aisle with your cart while you’re checking the shelves for whatever you want.

Science - there are people who study this, by the way - tells us that ditching Daylight Savings Time is much better for our health than making it permanent.

To be followed by the intro sequence done by Guillermo del Toro:

She didn’t do much in the way of screaming, but you cannot mention female horror movie stars without the One True Queen: