A bottle opener will also work.

Don’t block the aisle with your cart while you’re checking the shelves for whatever you want.

Science - there are people who study this, by the way - tells us that ditching Daylight Savings Time is much better for our health than making it permanent.

To be followed by the intro sequence done by Guillermo del Toro:

She didn’t do much in the way of screaming, but you cannot mention female horror movie stars without the One True Queen:

You have proof of election fraud, Major Trailer Gasbag? Let’s see it.

Ah, no. I can’t really give it away without.... oh, heck, it’s still a good movie.

A taquiera near me offers a mezcal Negroni.... It’s good.

Joe is that way with everyone. I dare you to read this story about how he showed up at a minyan without tearing up:

Agreed on Road Games, which, by the way, has one of the most unusual car chases you will ever see.....

OH NOES! A *FICTIONAL* character turns out to be someone who, if they really existed, wouldn’t be interested in me! This cannot stand!!!

Ferment it to make hard cider.

Great answer!

There’s a story that a woman once asked Voltaire if he knew that coffee was a “slow poison”. His response? “I think it must be, ma’am, for I’ve been drinking it for eighty years and I’m not dead yet.”

Wouldn’t that depend on where you get your water? See, for example, Flint MI and Jackson MS.....

OK, I get it. People back then owned other human beings. Can we please stop using that fact as the sole thing that defines them?

You know, if you want a Chicago dessert, the Palmer House has the best claim to having been the birthplace of the brownie......

Best TV Dad since Hank Hill.

It helped that Stiers was a passionate music lover - he helped found the Newport (OR) Symphony, and did stints as a guest conductor quite often.

If we’re swapping “Where were you?” tales....