Or, you could just eat them before they go stale?

The official trailers for “The Longest Day” (1962) simply hyped up the many stars in the cast; it assumed people knew what D-Day was.

So, “Choose Your Own Adventure” for adults?

So.....this?

Because they are?

I understand that this list is about references in the movie - but it is my considered opinion that their best musical number was “Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl!”

How about instead of being “squashed” by the GQP, it’s possible that he was just too insane for even the normal Republican voters?

THROW MORE BRANDY!

With the advent of the coffeehouse, something quite novel appeared. There is a fundamental difference between the bar and the coffeehouse: In the bar, one’s focus is on drinking and relaxing, forgetting troubles, trying to find distractions—it is a place to get away from society through the means of fabricating an…

Basically, you’re right. It’s “Mexican-American Day” when we can celebrate in our own clumsy way the contributions to American culture from our neighbors to the south.

Color-code the gummy bears to the alcohol.

“We did something that was legal at the time, but is now totally wrong. So we’re going to apologize for it.”

As someone who has been to Gentlemen’s Clubs in the past, if I ever spotted conditions like that in a club, I would never go back there. I’m surprised that their clientele hasn’t dwindled to nothing.

Section 3 isn’t about keeping them off the ballot; it’s about not allowing them to serve in Congress. She can be kicked out of the House, and will then have to pretty much beg to be let back in. And regardless of her role in the insurrection, she should be given the boot simply for her threats towards her betters in…

And here I am, thinking the secret was to use a 150 ton hydraulic press....

“Intelligent Design my ass! What kind of deity puts an amusement park right next to a garbage dump?”

Agreed. The most important thing you can put on the label is the style of beer it is. If I have to take the can out of the display, turn it around, and look for fine print before I can tell what it is, I’m not buying it.

Once we got a black person on SCOTUS and then a woman on SCOTUS, it kind of became inevitable that we’d eventually get a black woman there. So I can’t really get too excited over that.

Speaking of which:

A bottle of vodka. Can be used as an antiseptic or fuel (at least a fire starter), when it’s not being used as a painkiller.