I’m just hoping that “Everything is about to change forever” doesn’t mean that they are going to reboot the whole universe - again.

I like this version:

Surely you can’t be serious!

Which seems to have been completely forgotten in the popular imagination.

The operator at the Kremlin is taking a pee break.....

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NO NO NO NO NO!

Actually, THIS is more obligatory:

I can suggest small-group walking tours. Not the standard sightseeing ones, but the ones like a “Haunted City” tour that give you the seedier side of the place’s history, or a “food tasting” tour. Those are really unlikely to be organized with either couples or large groups in mind, so you’re not going to feel weird.

Or you wind up being stuck at the tiny table under the AC vent, next to the emergency exit...even when there’s plenty of room in the place.

Pie and ice cream before or after the waterboarding?

French Vanilla - Whatever happened to it? You can get F.V. flavored coffee everywhere these days; why not the ice cream?

Cherry pie with chocolate ice cream......

If you’re looking for a romance based on an actual true story:

Because it’s an UNCONFIRMED RUMOR with zero basis in fact?

Seven Days in May is still relevant (and Frederic March as Jordan Lyman is a sadly underrated Movie President)

Douglas did a LOT of his own stunts in that movie - including the “Running of the Oars”.

Do you think they’ll give him a Viking Funeral?

You bet your bippy! What a cast! Frederic March! Ava Gardner! Burt Lancaster!

So, by your logic, we are all going to be permanently defined by our worst, and can never do anything that could even begin to atone for our sins. If that’s so, why should we even bother trying to be good?