I’m just hoping that “Everything is about to change forever” doesn’t mean that they are going to reboot the whole universe - again.

I like this version:

Surely you can’t be serious!

Which seems to have been completely forgotten in the popular imagination.

The operator at the Kremlin is taking a pee break.....

Just one of many “mashups” at https://docfantasycovers.com/

Does anyone have the rights to Harry Harrison’s “Stainless Steel Rat” stories?

Good heavens, YES!!!!

NO NO NO NO NO!

Actually, THIS is more obligatory:

Personally....

I can suggest small-group walking tours. Not the standard sightseeing ones, but the ones like a “Haunted City” tour that give you the seedier side of the place’s history, or a “food tasting” tour. Those are really unlikely to be organized with either couples or large groups in mind, so you’re not going to feel weird.

Or you wind up being stuck at the tiny table under the AC vent, next to the emergency exit...even when there’s plenty of room in the place.

Pie and ice cream before or after the waterboarding?

French Vanilla - Whatever happened to it? You can get F.V. flavored coffee everywhere these days; why not the ice cream?

Cherry pie with chocolate ice cream......

The Brigadier was a military man; his orders almost certainly demanded that he neutralize the Silurian threat. You could have hardly expected him to do otherwise.

Jonathan Pryce also played The Master in “The Curse of Fatal Death”, a Doctor Who spoof....

If you’re looking for a romance based on an actual true story:

Because it’s an UNCONFIRMED RUMOR with zero basis in fact?