“But I was winning!!!”

“And there’s not much to do at this point but stand by and hope for the best.”

I liked two things about it. First, there’s a bit of background on how Scrooge became “Scrooge”. Shy, introverted, ignored by his family....he did not make friends easily, if at all. And secondly, Scott plays the “reformed” Scrooge with a touch of restraint. At times, he seems almost ashamed of himself and his former…

Have a good one!

Best versions:

Here’s something to mention if your gathering is divided and someone else brings up the subject of impeachment:

EEEWWWW!! No thanks! You couldn’t pay me enough to even kiss her!

Speaker Pelosi, from what I’ve been reading, is planning on holding on to the Articles and not submitting them unless and until she gets some guarantee that the Senate will conduct a fair trial - which could in theory never happen....

At the MilkBox Ice Creamery in Denver’s Union Station, they have “Boozy Shakes” which combine alcohol and ice cream (The “Dignitary” has chocolate almond fudge ice cream and rum). Menu price? Ten dollars. I recommend one if you ever find yourself in Denver (and are not dead).

We don’t hang people, but we do ruin people’s credit.

It’s actually a comedy (a spoof of the “evil Santa” subgenre) rather than a horror flick, but I’m a bit partial to “Santa’s Slay” (2005, Canada-US), in which former wrestler Bill Goldberg plays Santa - who “is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the…

Grab a couple of pints of egg nog ice cream. Put them in the back of the freezer, and enjoy them the next summer.

What flavor?

I suggest using those “insert family holiday photo here” cards with one panel comics you’ve “liberated” from your favorite magazines.

It’s not “the prying eyes of the public” that I’m worried about - it’s Russia and China. Do you really want our biggest geopolitical rivals knowing what military technology we’re working on, so they can copy it and figure out a way to defeat it? Really?

She has some nice Christmas songs, too!

It’s no sin or crime to be poor, and we were all uneducated at one point in our lives.

The Onion Ninjas strike again!

In Mayor Vaughn’s defense, he’s in way over his head here. How much violent crime would a small tourist town like Amity see in a decade? His biggest problems are on the order of making sure there’s enough parking for the summer guests and the school kids aren’t being too loud with their parties. He probably got…

I’m sorry, but #6 - the “raid” on Area 51 is NOT one of the “best” things; it’s one of the Stupidest.