“Can you prove that it didn’t happen?” - Criswell, Plan 9 From Outer Space 

AND - Coffee is not grown in the continental US! When civilization collapses, it will be damned difficult to get any more of the stuff from the tropical regions where it grows.

I have wondered if somehow Trump is living backwards.

Here’s what I have to say to all those who continue to ruin anything related to the holidays with their silly pedantry and “political correctness”:

You know, I really HATE “Superlative of the Year” articles that come out BEFORE THE YEAR IS OVER. I know that media companies need to have their Year in Review issues out before the year is actually over, but that means that things that happen in the last two weeks of the year never get their due. They’re too late for…

I look forward to the day when we don’t get to use the word “president” when talking about Trump.

“Rosebud” was his sled, Malcolm Crowe was dead the whole time, Tyler Durden isn’t real, Snape kills Dumbeldore, Dil is a trans woman, Verbal Kint is Keysser Soze, the killer was Jason’s mom, the planet was actually a future Earth, Kristin Ewing shot J.R.

Good name in man and woman, dear my lord,
Is the immediate jewel of their souls:
Who steals my purse steals trash; ‘tis something, nothing;
‘Twas mine, ‘tis his, and has been slave to thousands;
But he that filches from me my good name
Robs me of that which not enriches him
And makes me poor indeed.

ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD OF THE TWIN MOONS

If your kids don’t mind subtitles, or you don’t mind reading them aloud to them, I heartily recommend “Evenings on a Farm Near Dikanka”. A Russian movie based on “Christmas Eve” by Nikolai Gogol, it’s about how stodgy but decent Vakula the Blacksmith wins the heart of the lovely Oksana. You can find it easily online,…

Or Loving v. Virginia.......

And they’re *very* trying.....

So you don’t want to know what “Rosebud” is? Or who committed the “Murder on the Orient Express”?

OK, I’m going to stick my head out here.....

Maybe she was using the European style, and was referring to the 11th of July, 1941?

Or the US as a whole should Trump somehow get re-elected.

I wrote an article for my high school newspaper when the school got its first computer. I can prove that I was “online” in 1987, before there was a World Wide Web.

Agreed. If there was a person in these scandals who actually showed honest remorse and regret over his actions, it was Franken. I feel like writing my senator, Kristen Gillibrand, and ask her what she plans on doing should Roy Moore get elected, and whether or not she supports the impeachment of our…

AMEN!!! How far back are we going to be digging these things up? And what about anonymous accusations? How can a person be expected to respond to an accusation when they don’t even know their accuser?

Do you think there will be an equivalent campaign should Moore get elected?