I wanted a Moon King show, and I’m a people.

Nice of Disney to start flying the red flags before the service even launches. 

*Pauls Rudd

Circle takes the square...and the hairpiece!

Bombshell recounts the Fox News scandal in which numerous female staffers accused Roger Ailes of sexual harassment and misconduct.

Every variation of the Aristocrats joke is infinitely funnier if you replace the punchline with Aristocats.

Alternative, give us MORE techno rave/orgies and less philosophical mumbo jumbo. 

Man, they seem like a really good couple! Why would they get divor-

I think this dark and gritty reboot of Hamburger Helper is gonna do just fine.

That looks magnificent.

Given He-Man’s penchant for giving characters such literal names, we’re lucky Skeletor wasn’t called “Bone-Man”.

They’re definitely going to bone.

So it’s about He-Man and Skeletor finally giving into their raw animal lust? That’s the story I always wanted.

Also, GIR says some funny things about pizza.

I probably watched a hundred hours of The Amazing Johnathan as a kid (I consumed all the stand-up I could), and yet I totally forgot about him until I saw a recent clip about this movie. This definitely sounds like something worth tracking down.

(Also, when did Sean return to this site? Did he just step down as editor;…

Don’t forget the most important question hanging over everybody’s head:
“Why the fuck did I just waste hours of my life watching this?”

It’s a shame to think the storyline of the Hand is finished with when there are still so many unanswered questions, like, “Huh?”, “Wait, what?”, “Are you kidding with this shit?” and “No, seriously, what the fuck is the Black Sky?”

Parents who have custody this weekend?

I agree that all of those things would be weird if they were somehow something you saw out of context in the middle of the street. Similarly, if I had no idea that pictures could be photographed rapidly in a way that gives the illusion of movement, I would be deeply confused by the movie with the train coming at the…