I’ll admit, I was hoping the Y2K bug would somehow wipe out my student loans. So much for the optimism of the late 90s

Right...I thought it didn’t have any real, serious consequences because it was pretty much fixed ahead of time? I know Initech was on top of things, at least.

That’s because we 1.) Still miss our Uncle Charles, ya’ll. 2.) Still wonder what we gonna do, when judgement comes for us.

This reminds me of the time Simpson Clausen sued NBC for firing him from Alf.

*stares at you until the joke lands*

I bet the name on his Birth Certificate is Miguel Estevez.

I don’t know all the ins and outs, but my family had some ... thing that allowed us to get Showtime illegally.  Between that, my VCR, and an itchy record finger, I had a few carefully curated VHS tapes that got me through most of my teenage years.  God damn the 90's were terrible ...

Eh he's on the council, but he really just phones it in. 

He's too busy working for the Vampire Council to do movies now anyways.

My guess: Data *chose* to visibly age, so as to further explore the experience of being human. 

They’ll have to explain how the android visibly aged....

Who could forget about Salute Your Shorts?

Somewhere in the area of fifty one, I’d say.

I believe the joke was that double nothing is nothing.

But twice as many people will watch it.

Very nice! Can't wait to pay for this streaming service and immediately unsubscribe after the season ends.

Excuse me sir, do you have some time to hear about our Lord and Saviour and his ten film limit?

He forgot to include the ‘... without eating them’ part.

Wait, is that an option? Am I allowed not to care about this? And if so, what the hell am I going to do with all these hot takes?