Listen to Puddinghead. He didn’t say IANAL so I’ll assume he’s a practicing attorney.

How is a breaking competition more subjective and any less of a sport than any of the 700 gymnastics events, which are a cornerstone of the Olympics?

People watched Real Sex because they were 12 year olds expecting to see Cinemax-esque softcore porn and instead got traumatized by footage of middle-aged nudist colonies.

I was sexually attracted to a statue of Grover Cleveland on two non-consecutive occasions. 

If you like American Beauty I got a VHS of a plastic bag blowing around I’ll sell you for $50

I think the AVClub does know where to look for old VHS. You can get that spread at good will for $5

There is the little-known Article 8 of the Constitution which says that only a native-born American can play a presidential candidate in the theater. SCOTUS later interpreted that to include films in 1921.

It turns out the Turtles’ place of origin was the

If global warming is real, how come we’re getting a Frozen II? Libs have no answer!

Spoiler: it turns out Chucky’s switch was set to “evil” instead of “good.”  

this is my favorite story I’ve read today.

The film, which will follow “two men who have commitment problems and are attempting a relationship,” will be directed by comedy veteran Nicholas Stoller

“They even shot Logan in the face with an adamantium bullet, so Professor X couldn’t give him an open coffin at the funeral.”

You had me at “Deborah Ann Woll leads a group of dorks...”.

Damn, that was a pretty short article that you chose not to read at all.

Yes. But make sure you’re *really* questioning their meal choice.

I for one welcome my new corporate overlord. 

Mine too.

Man, how many times did your wife see that movie?

And right before they started dancing to Beat It!!

You know what, that makes a lot more sense than what I heard, which was, “I don’t want this on my conscience so here’s a bag of guns.”