I heard they almost got Jesus but he was too busy making sure the right sports teams won.

Would you please stop giving Sony dumb ideas?

I watch it on my Atari 2600. In 4K!*

He’s setting up the sequel.

I’ll only watch it if it has Hostess Fruit Pie Spider-Man!

Nice try. Who’s going to introduce the presenters? CHECK. MATE.

I dunno.  He’s either speaking in the third person (‘Kevin Hart apologizes for his remarks...’) or he’s saying that other Kevin Hart from Dayton, Ohio, is apologizing and Famous Kevin Hart isn’t sorry at all!  I’m not convinced!  Continue the outrage!

I’ve been using my ex girlfriends HBO go password for years now. And it’s her other ex boyfriend’s parents account.

Heroism?  This was court ordered community service for The Happytime Murders.

/draws Venn Diagram

That was Urkel, on a very special episode of Family Matters.

But is he really living without a Whopper every day?

And now he’s no longer adopted but was the result of in vitro fertilization.

It’s the relativity of their humor.

They could’ve had a lot of fun with that bucket, and changed all the celebrity pics to Danny DeVito. 

The original Aquaman’s orange wetsuit and green Speedo was much better for resisting form drag when swimming underwater. Also, you really need close-cropped hair. New Aquaman is constantly having to untangle plastic six-pack rings from his. 

I’d say the soundtrack is more reminiscent of a commercial where a bunch of people of different ages and ethnicities around the world realise, through the shared experience of having the same broadband internet provider, that we’re not so different after all.

Tessa Thompson is American. Hemsworth seems to be speaking in his normal accent, but I didn’t really hear enough to tell whether he is trying to sound more English.

Well you’re gonna have to start garnishing his allowance and handing it over to Ribeiro’s estate. Kids gotta learn about IP law somehow.