Sorry, I already got some jelly on it.

Feel free to borrow it! Just bring it back in good condition.

I think we can all agree, though, that America has too many states. Please eliminate three of them.

You can say that again. On Disney+, I’d love to be able to rewatch my favorite songs from my favorite princesses!

Yes, WITH YOUR MOM.

I like to use heavy Juggalo makeup to hide from those cameras and blend in with the TSwift fanbase.

Kids these days don’t need ol Grover. They just push red buttons and open the end of the book without any regard for rules or monsters.

“She does the same thing as any parent worth their salt, and gets rambunctious youngsters engaged in daily drudgeries by refashioning the quotidian as adventure. Make a task into a game, and kids will do whatever’s expected of them.”

You... aren’t a parent, are you?

Turning chores into a game works for about 30 seconds…

She could consider just buying a couple of claw machines filled with toys. She can make a few bucks off of those after the initial capital investment with little maintenance cost!

Oh, such a hero. Did you know that after the Koch brothers, Aquaman and his Atlantean friends are the biggest funders of climate change denial? They can’t wait for those rising sea levels.

Looks like we got ourselves a trident pedant.

And if it made another $100 million, it might have actually broken even.

Was thinking the same thing. At this point, it’s either that or someone like Tom Hanks? Though honestly if they don’t care about “gravitas” anymore (given that they asked Kevin Hart) then why not a guy like Terry Crews? His character is, at this point, unimpeachable. If a story comes out about him I think I’ll just…

The cartoon made me seek out the original movie when I was a child. That was definitely not appropriate for me at that age.

So what you're saying is you want a Tony the Tiger movie?

*exactly eight seconds of polite applause not exceeding 60 dB*

Columbia House Record & Tape Club is forever, I’m afraid.

I’ve been on the fence about getting Disney+ for a while. Not anymore. I’ve been waiting 25 years for a new Sister Act movie and now.. well just take my money you sons of bitches.

It’s also an anagram for game end.

You’re not seeing the full picture. Endgame is an anagram for managed. Which tells us that Phil Coulson is coming back to calmly middle-manage the situation until everything is fixed.