We all have matching jackets too. You’re missing out!

Wait a minute, I'm an anti-trumper. Where's my card? How can I be a card carrying anti-trumper without a card?

On the other hand, there’s the British airing schedule:

Woooo! *produces Molotov cocktail out of nowhere, hurls it into comments section*

According to JK Rowling, a photo of Johnny Depp would be included on every page if she had written them as books first.

What’s her stance on photoshopping her head onto Stone Cold Steve Austin’s body, or vice versa?

Christopher Plummer’s an old man! He can only reshoot so many things!

With the amount of babies he’s eaten? No way!

I told you Pluto would get its revenge!

Well actually, celebrity scientists can be assholes along with being annoying.

I was on board with “Jameela Jamil,” started to get off board with “game show,” then I totally de-boarded with “TBS.” I wasn’t even around for Tenderloins.

I assumed it would end with the angry police chief forgiving Catch Fire of his reckless ways (because he gets results, dammit!), and allow him back on the beat again with his by-the-book partner Halt.

Personally I was hoping the series would end up with Joe half mad and living in a heavily guarded jungle compound like his seeming real-life counterpart John McAfee.

It was some Hollywood magic; he simply jumped 30 feet vertically and they rotated the film by 90 degrees.

I’ve seen Street Fighter. He got off easy.

Yep. I look at that and all I think is “You know, the savannah doesn’t actually stop to honor the birth of a fucking lion cub.”

What a bunch of monarchist claptrap! I for one look forward to when the beasts of the savannah overthrow their lazy, carnivorous overlords.

I remember watching the original Lion King and being so blown away by the animation. There was that moment when the camera refocused on the ants walking along the tree branch in the foreground, and I just thought, “This is amazing. They can actually animate something this beautiful.”

Andy Rooney all “I don’t know about Klingons these days. When I was a kid, a Klingon was a swarthy gentleman, a Russian you could think was actually Greek. You knew you couldn’t trust them when you saw one. These days they have all these ridges and growls and I don’t even know what I’m looking at anymore.”

“Tonight we discuss the future of space travel. Will Klingons really look like this? All this, and more... on 60 Minutes.”