Just record 90 minutes of Mike Myers giving different line deliveries on “DONKEH!” while a loop of the whistling from All Star plays in the background. That’s all I want to see. 

*too late, sits back down*

I’m sorry if my bout of IBS during the last act of Infinity War upset you.

Side-eye Kitten really captured it for me. Side-eye Kitten 4 President!

The headline to this story makes posting this obligatory:

I love classical music.

By the ancient rules of mortal combat, yes, he is the new Abe Vigoda. 

Could that guy be holding anymore beer?

A buddy of mine saw Kylo Ren take his shirt off in the shower, and he said that Kylo Ren had an 8 pack. That Kylo Ren was shredded...

Same reason I won’t let anyone record me demonstrating my nunchuck skills.

And that monster? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

The same way you get permission from a drunk person:

Exactly one second after them meeting. One minute into the premiere, the fandom will already have fractured irreparably in the shipping wars.

Beef and cheddar? Not racist, but anti-Semitic.

Roast Beef gyro? Not racist, but a bit of cultural appropriation.

French dip and Swiss? Very very racist.

They should be granted voting rights.  Unless they are racist.  Are roast beef sandwiches racist?  Let’s speculate wildly!

Nobody who votes republican isn’t registered to vote already

.6 Someone says “wait, cryogenics are incredibly complicated and in no way could be achieved outside of a controlled laboratory environment!” and Cap looks at the screen like Wiley Coyote standing on thin air and just ... disappears.

I just hope we get no less than 210 minutes of Foggy and Karen sobbing openly in a diner.

[Sighs, take two sock puppets from a drawer.]

Not true. They say it when the person is the victim of a police shooting.