Calvin pissing on a Chevy logo taught me that Fords are indeed the superior truck. Or maybe it’s the other way around, I can’t remember now. 

Its just this kind of cynical pandering that makes me miss the good old days, before social media, when God-fearing Americans would look to Peeing Calvin on the side of a truck to show them the way.

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

“Officials are now denying the existence of the vigilante genitalia known as ‘the Batpeen’, insisting that sightings were - excuse me, we now cut to a live development.”

They we fine with us seeing the Joker’s boner in the 50's. Really hypocritical of them to not show iBatman’s now. 

Why isn’t everybody calling it the batawang?

It doesn’t matter if they censor the comic book. The real Bat-dick is inside each of us.

Mission Impossible: Forced Arbitration

You can argue who comes off worse in the Dan/Chevy feud that got Harmon fired for season 4. They were both assholes. The difference is, Harmon has grown, and Chase hasn’t. I imagine one of the things that pushed Harmon into therapy was that Chevy Chase was basically like his Ghost of Christmas Future. Spirit, is it…

Then he definitely shouldn’t be giving her any advice.

Hey! Hey! Hey, everyone! I found him! You know who I mean! That one guy who watched Powerless! I told you he existed!

She’s going straight to video.

I’ve been waiting so long to see Brie Larson punch an old lady

My brain refuses to comprehend the repeated sleights against Castlevania 2. Simon’s Quest has its issues, no argument,  but it was great and innovative for its time and I remember with fondness the hours I sunk into puzzling it out. 

“he popped up in The Dark Knight Rises as the unnamed congressman who gets played by Catwoman.”

“Tom Arnold saves American Democracy” is as likely an outcome as any, these days.

I remember when the Beatles and the Stones used to get all “motherfucker” and threaten each other on their records. Good times.

Ok, “How you gonna name yourself after a damn gun and have a man bun” is a pretty good line.

when the dust settles, this comes out as an unconventional, yet effective way to avoid a conversation with jimmy fallon.

Whew, I’m glad I can now watch his new show tomorrow. (I was going to watch anyway)