‘Hey, Andy, our show got picked up!’

I don’t want to live in a world that doesn’t have Lea Thompson getting seduced by a talking duck.

How in the hell is this not called Duck Cunt?

“So you’re tellin’ me that there are bad people on both sides?”

Did Edward Norton rewrite this article to leave out his being recast as the Hulk?

60 Year old John McClane will be fighting against terrorists who have locked down an office building. In the end it turns out they were just the security staff at the convalescent home he lives in.

They should have the young McClane not speak at all but his thoughts are voiced by Bruce Willis. They can call it “Look who’s Talking Too Hard”

And what did they find inside his brain?

I think I’d be torn between bailing on the date and marrying her on the stop.

Further Foley Facts: One of her solo albums has the credit “produced by my boyfriend”. Also, she did some great work with Ian Hunter (her backing vocal/pleading with Ian on “We Gotta Get Out of Here” is hilarious). In fact Hunter and Mick Ronson produced another of her albums. And she was in “Married to the Mob”…

Your wildly random trivia for the day:

Myself, I'm less about "nostalgia" and more about " my tastes have remained the same for the last 20 years"

“We’ll just tell the Fuhrer that we ate it all.”

Oh, Chris Weitz directed it? I thought the scene where Eichmann fucks an apple pie seemed out of place, but now it makes sense. 

In other words, we should rewatch the Drunk History segment instead - the one with Adolf Eichmann played by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

Elizabeth Banks has a great agent, because until yesterday I wasn’t aware she had anything to do with this turd.

On the other hand, all these forms of media are about to be replaced by whispered stories told around a garbage can fire.

If I find a server that’s willing to go that far to conspire a date bailout plan with me... I should probably be dating the server.