A nice bump is the last thing anyone in Fleetwood Mac needs.

There was going to be a dramatic reveal in the third film where she finds an old preschool registration form where her name is listed as “Rey Binks.”

People REALLY don’t seem to get this. Like, at all.

Ted Cruz whistles, walks away slowly

Nothing says “dedication to self-improvement” like still being in regular legal trouble twenty years after asserting that you need to improve yourself.

So...you’re from St. Louis?

There should be an old man who fondly recalls the ‘80s:

Ah, the season where the kids are too busy playing Mario Bros at Lucas’ house to notice the town getting ravaged by strange shadowy creatures from the Upsidedown and the world ends.

No, the real tease in this movie is: what mangled mutation of an American accent will Tom Hardy be speaking? I have ‘Drunken Southern Belle’ in my office pool.

Heh! People were idiots back then. (Eats a Nintendo Switch cartridge dipped in Tide)

Meanwhile, in other things I learned about back in 1995, Nickelodeon slime is made from Elmer’s Glue and food coloring, and Liz Canterbury isn’t interested in going to the dance with me.

Had anyone from the NRA said word one in support of Phillandro Castile when he was murdered, I’d be marginally more open-minded in their legitimacy as a platform for minority advocacy.

In What’s the Matter with Koch Brothers Kansas? The free market can determine waters slide safety better than government.

I know I’m in the minority here, but I feel like me utter apathy toward the Smashing Pumpkins back in the 90's is really paying dividends, here...

Michelob Man has eyes on the target.

The AB InBev assassins have been dispatched. 

hmm...

Well, he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.

His wife was the ride.

We all met your wife on that ride.