That is definitely conjecture, but it makes sense. What do guys do when they get rich and powerful? They go after all the young girls they couldn’t get when they were young themselves.

Is this essay for your ESL class or American History 101? Because either way, I’ll give you a C-.

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!

Beads?

Let’s be honest for a second; banning disposable plastic straws is nothing more than virtue signaling at it’s most idiotic. It accomplishes nothing, irritates everyone, and is literally based solely on the made-up statistics put out by a 9-year old.

White women can only be victims now, they can never be held accountable for predatory or racist behavior because feminism. Unless they are on Fox News or something, then we can body shame them and tell them to die.

I feel like this will lead to an overall reduction in Norm Macdonald appearance breadth and thus cannot support it.

Watch the whole thing before you comment. I’m not saying they got everything right but the lesson about being careful when you get what you wish for is compelling. I thought Zabka and Macchio’s acting was passable, even decent...though one of the younger, supporting actors could have been less wooden....especially the…

The guy has really had a hard time since Valerian and Road to Wellness both tanked.

Thin crust pizza? No thank you. I’m from Chicago.

I mean, I never really liked him anyway, so here’s just a bigger reason not to.

Well, Lion King is the best, and there’s nothing wrong with cribbing from Shakespeare, especially since he was cribbing from the Greek tragedies most of the time. I don’t necessarily dislike Baz either, I just meant that his influence on less talented people had some negative effects. Sort of like Dead Poet’s…

Ebersol Jr’s league is announced, coming a year earlier than the XFL (read: gobbling up players first) and a CBS deal in place, and now Bryan is cleared to show up in New Orleans and kill a Vince-picked golden boy’s heat dead once again, and this time, it’s the Big Dog.

I’m so old.

One time, I smoked Zuul and ended up sleeping four feet over my covers and had weird intense dreams of being a dog creature...

Jezebel 2018 baby!! Quality is spiraling down the drain on a weekly basis

“Bitch I have 1million followers on instagram…you should be begging for this dick.”

Picture looks like the worst Reno 911 character ever.

So do you actually know anything about comics or are you just trolling under the guise of being progressive? Do you actually KNOW anything about Black Lightening or any of the CW shows in general ? Because hitting things and blowing them up, and fighting street gangs is pretty standard in any super hero show so maybe…

Someone should create a Magic the Gathering Online Exchange so these can be traded the same way bitcoins are.