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Et tu, Brute!

I honestly don’t think I have previously heard anything by Drake (at least not that I know of), but was interested to hear the copying from PSB. Didn’t actually make it to the pilfered lines because that song is just awful. I’m not gonna go with “is that what the kids call music” old-man rant, but that song was utter s

Fuck, this is so goddamn pathetic Linda. This would be less sad if I didn't know that this was your idea of "sticking it to the man."

Nobody pegged him for the GOAT”

I’m so happy to see Kenan’s finally forgiven Kel for dropping the screw in the tuna.

Just when you thought it was safe to be a successful single black man...

I still think L&O: CI was the better show 

Not before they engage in some editorial meddling to fuck with a storyline for no good reason.

If Jeff and Cyrus aren’t providing the soundtrack for this documentary, I will feel punished for dreaming my dream. 

I thought Mamoa was part of the DC universe, not Marvel? 

Yeah my first thought was also “really thats who you are going to fuck with?”. Thats sort of like when drunk assholes descide to pick a fight with the 6'5 bouncer thats built like a brick shithouse. Eliza to me always felt like the biggest badass in any room. 

it’s the same trick as “I’m just blunt” or”I’m just brutally honest”trying to flip it back on the target of the inapropriate comment. Nah dude, plenty of people are honest or brash af but you’re just an insecure ass.

“Watchman” makes the list because it’s the one comic those people have heard of.

I had two kidney stones and the first one I was curled up in the fetal position until I got painkillers and I spent the next 48-72 hours at home, and the second one I about had a panic attack when I realized it was another stone and not just gas or a cramp. I hate those things so much. I didn’t even wanna go to work

You are addicted to bad takes

They couldn’t do A Star is Born without giving Peters a producer credit. He owns the rights. So, for this project, he was the ONLY guy they could go through.

I mean, it actually has very little to do with punishment, or “how long these men should suffer.” The fact is, they’re going to work again—did anyone expect these guys to slink away forever never to be seen or heard from again, to abandon their lives work? No. That’s kind of a ridiculous expectation.

Charles lmao. This is the CW. You KNOW they won’t put up the coins to even get a decent kanekalon fiber type of wig. And look who they hired to play Batwoman, a girl who can’t act her way out of a paper bag and a has the charisma of a lamp shade. Homegirl is gonna have Party City written all over her.

Nerdwriter is the most incredibly overrated reviewer on YouTube. He’s not bad, at all, but he has a noticeable tendency to both draw massively stretched conclusions and present the most base level expressions of theme as profound beyond compare. Also, more than any other I regularly watch, he is guilty of...the....

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.