Et tu, Brute!

I honestly don’t think I have previously heard anything by Drake (at least not that I know of), but was interested to hear the copying from PSB. Didn’t actually make it to the pilfered lines because that song is just awful. I’m not gonna go with “is that what the kids call music” old-man rant, but that song was utter s…

“Nobody pegged him for the GOAT”

I’m so happy to see Kenan’s finally forgiven Kel for dropping the screw in the tuna.

Just when you thought it was safe to be a successful single black man...

I still think L&O: CI was the better show 

If Jeff and Cyrus aren’t providing the soundtrack for this documentary, I will feel punished for dreaming my dream. 

I thought Mamoa was part of the DC universe, not Marvel? 

Yeah my first thought was also “really thats who you are going to fuck with?”. Thats sort of like when drunk assholes descide to pick a fight with the 6'5 bouncer thats built like a brick shithouse. Eliza to me always felt like the biggest badass in any room. 

it’s the same trick as “I’m just blunt” or”I’m just brutally honest”trying to flip it back on the target of the inapropriate comment. Nah dude, plenty of people are honest or brash af but you’re just an insecure ass.

I had two kidney stones and the first one I was curled up in the fetal position until I got painkillers and I spent the next 48-72 hours at home, and the second one I about had a panic attack when I realized it was another stone and not just gas or a cramp. I hate those things so much. I didn’t even wanna go to work…

They couldn’t do A Star is Born without giving Peters a producer credit. He owns the rights. So, for this project, he was the ONLY guy they could go through.

I mean, it actually has very little to do with punishment, or “how long these men should suffer.” The fact is, they’re going to work again—did anyone expect these guys to slink away forever never to be seen or heard from again, to abandon their lives work? No. That’s kind of a ridiculous expectation.

Nerdwriter is the most incredibly overrated reviewer on YouTube. He’s not bad, at all, but he has a noticeable tendency to both draw massively stretched conclusions and present the most base level expressions of theme as profound beyond compare. Also, more than any other I regularly watch, he is guilty of...the....…

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.

If I’m in a rush, I’ll just hit the kitchen on the way out and grab a few bay leaves, and slap one under each arm.

If the article is not about the bio-pic of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell, do not post an image that makes it seem like an announcement of the the bio-pic of Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis starring Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell that is overdue and definitely needs to happen.

I’m rooting for the GUUUUUUY who dropped the SCREEEEW in the tuna.

That photo of them for the heading makes it look like they’re about to drop the sickest mixtape of 1996

Go fuck yourself on your fake outrage for other people.