The Martian was a book, written in English, before anything else. Sooooo...

I got burnt by this hot take

Sweet fucking Jesus it’s like they put all the shitty things in the remastered additions in a fucking blender and poured them into shoe molds.

I feel like we have to throw out the “video game stories are longer than movies” excuse. Gone With the Wind, according to Gizmodo here (http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-long-will-…) like is a 23 hour book. Lord of the Rings books take longer to read than movies. Even Pride and Prejudice takes three times longer to read than…

yeah what is happening

You could make the argument for baseball. There have always been some fantastic large baseball players and scrawny pitchers/hitters. Think Ortiz and Pedroia in the ladder’s MVP season.

Eh I’ll take it.

Are these, uh, free?

psst guys. What movie?