FALSE! I truly think Southern Charm is one of the best shows on Bravo, and the premier of this season took it to another level.

God that’s the worst. She chides people for cursing yet rose to fame staring in a show that currently features a cast member who regularly wears a necklace that reads ‘Cunty.’ OK, Lisa.

Well, yeah, obviously she isn’t categorically better than the others but within their little cesspool of a show she’s a better person compared to Scheanna, Kristin and James and the like. But, you’re right, I do think it’s annoying when she acts like she’s so above the show when she’s clearly gone out of her way to be…

I would be shocked if Kristin wasn’t consistently coked-up.

I so wanted her to just come out and tell Lisa to bite her ass.

But they’re both about 4 feet tall

God Lisa came off soooo fucking annoying in the reunion. We get it, you’re better than all of these kids. And you know what? I’d fucking hope so! You’re like 25 years their senior and their goddamn boss! Plus this is all fake! Come off it lady. She’s barely on the show so it was obnoxious having her butt in every…

I don’t even think it’s that deep. Katie’s just decided Kristin is her friend again and sees that Ariana doesn’t like Kristin. In her dumb-ass mind that means Ariana’s the enemy. Plus it’s pretty clear that Ariana actually is, in fact, better than all these bozos and I’m sure Katie resents that.

Many a housewife before her has come on one of these shows looking to make a name for herself knowing full well a divorce was on the horizon. This could be her trying to shore up her future, although I don’t know if I believe that just yet.

I love Kim Chi :(

Quinn! Oh my god I can’t believe you just brought that horrible woman out of the annals of my memory. I have no idea why I hated her so much but I reaaaalllly thought she was the worst.

Right? If I were feeling myself after performing in front of a couple hundred people, and drunk on top of that, and just trying to enjoy my night, and someone tried to bring up some shit clearly just to pick a fight with me I would for sure lie to their face to avoid that bullshit, no problem. I’m not going to hate on…

Also a photo with Bo Lu and Tiffani Jones Brown from Pinterest’s creative department. So I guess it’s not all bad.

His head is slowly turning into a dreidel.

There’s nothing I want more from this show right now than someone, anyone, to take Scheana down a peg. You can tell she actually believes her own bullshit and someone needs to explain to her why she really, really fucking sucks.

I think I heard somewhere that they’re actually still dating IRL? But I’m totally with you about her interactions with him on the show, I don’t think I could have cringed any harder.

lol no but that would be amazing.

There’s definitely something going on with Kristen where she doesn’t want a partner who is her equal or more successful than her. For whatever reason she’s only into dudes who are going to leach off of her. Maybe she doesn’t think she can do any better, or she likes having control, but either way it’s not working out…

I agree that the apologies are tired, they need to get it over with and just bring Stassi into the fold.

After reading through your replies to everyone patiently explaining why you’re an asshole (and, you know, not good at parenting), I can’t decide if you are a real person or not. It’s almost unfathomable that someone could be this clueless, yet here you are.