Because LiLo, as of current, seems to be content with snorting her fair share of the world’s cocaine supply and prostituting herself to wealthy old dudes overseas (allegedly)—she’s not out here constantly spouting off bullshit on national TV and reminding us that she’s a goddamn moron. Thus we are free to still enjoy…

I love your description of why you enjoyed the movie; it reminds me of why Contagion is one of my favorite movies—professionals who do work behind the scenes for public health are awesome! Medical researchers have a cool job and do amazing work! Let’s celebrate them!

Tammy is so goddamn weird! From saying her husband is “Nazi-white,” to claiming to be Bob’s “best friend,” to those nasty ass shoes she wore to dinner—I don’t know what her deal is. But I will give it to Kenya, that impression she did of her when they first got to Miami was funny as hell. (I can’t believe I just paid…

I like Kim, and she seems like a genuinely nice person, but she really hasn’t been working out. I’ll honestly be surprised if she gets invited back for next season. Look now further than DeShawn Snow: too much normal doesn’t work in Atlanta (or on any Real Housewives franchise.)

She’s not wrong. A multi-day cayenne pepper and lemon juice only ‘cleanse’ is to a person with disordered eating what a weekend long bender in Vegas would be for an alcoholic. It’s not healthy and the media should stop glorifying that type of thing.

Didn’t she come to y’all’s office once??

Oh I completely agree! Shay actually seems like a nice person who could live a fulfilling, sober life if he had a good support system, but I realllly doubt that’s in the cards while he’s with Scheana and otherwise surrounded by the Vanderpump crew. Instead he’s suck with a raging narcissist who I sincerely doubt could…

Yeah I totally agree that’s what a decent human being should do in his or her marriage, but you’ve got to give Scheana props for at least knowing herself well enough to understand that she can’t be with someone who would infringe on her ability to court fame as aggressively as humanly possible, which of course means…

According to her she’s been going to a lot of therapy. So basically now she knows she’s being pathological but still can’t stop herself from doing insane shit.

And BH recaps! Give the people what they want!!

I loved how they were trying to spin Jax clearly being coked out of his mind while bartending at pride as him being drunk. No, I’m sorry, we’re not idiots, he’d clearly railed more than his fair share of lines before like 10 am.

Scheana astutely (for her) pointed out that’s it’s all because he’s a quote-unquote ‘DJ.’ Take those Beats headphones off from around his neck and no escort slash SUR hostess would be interested.

Iowa voted for Obama twice. It went for Bush in 2004 but before that hadn’t voted for a Republican for President since Reagan in 1984. Iowa is not Mississippi. It’s a swing state. That’s been widespread, general political knowledge for forever. I don’t know what bizarre axe you have to grind with the state but you…

No, they’ll cancel the card if you don’t have any activity. Activity includes charging things to it periodically and then paying it off. You will never lose a card for not carrying a balance.

Which is why I said your capacity for empathy is breathtaking.

I agree with you that that is a real consequence of the story, but it’s nebulous and wasn’t at all the intention of the author or the publication. These frat members, on the other hand, were directly and intentionally harmed by Rolling Stone’s irresponsible actions, and that harm wasn’t completely mitigated by a…

They’re going where the money is.

The people who were falsely named as rapists by a national publication weren’t the ‘most hurt’ by this article? Really? Your capacity for empathy is breathtaking.

Totally get that. I was curious about how her house payment is so low, it was really nice (and brand new!) in the episode where Vicki went to visit her. Maybe we all just need to move to Oklahoma.

That reminds me, remember Duff? The one who also worked for Vicki out of her home office and had a child with Tammy, mother of two of the ‘OC Angels.’