The first season sucks because it was filmed as an “etiquette” style show and not a Real Housewives franchise, so everything centers around charity and bullshit like that. Season two, on the other hands, goes full Housewives and they drop the charity/etiquette schtick. It’s basically exactly what happened with Dallas.

I think Sheree and Kenya are both actually in Buckhead, which is even more proof for me that there’s no way Sheree can afford that Chateau of hers. I know Kim is all the way the fuck out in Alpharetta.

KYLE’S NEW HOUSE IS IN THE FUCKING VALLEY??? With all that Agency money I *know* they could have at least moved to, like, Los Feliz.

That might be true in theory but not in practice. In practice a federal district court judgeship is extremely prestigious and a very cushy job. For example, state supreme court judges have left that position to become a federal district court judge. Lawyers lacking in qualifications are not normally selected for these…

Public speaking is definitely a valuable life skill, though. And if he had to write the speech himself, I can’t tell if that’s part of the assignment, I don’t think having him memorize it is that odd.

What? Madoff is at Butner in North Carolina, which is just a normal federal prison in North Carolina. I mean, another inmate literally broke his nose in there—it’s not like he’s anywhere special.

How have you never heard of bankruptcy?

Marlo is a treasure. Nothing puts a smile on my face like listening to her talk shit with that raspy smoker’s voice.

this is easily the smartest thing Donald Trump has ever done in his life. He gets to fire Comey and make it look like it’s because of how Comey treated Clinton.

I mean we’re talking Penn State. They’ll be recruiters at Insight Global.

1) Chelsea Clinton isn’t running for office, but thanks for the comment regardless. 2) She has a PhD from Oxford, but I’m sure your accomplishments are far more substantial.

I’m sure this doesn’t apply to anyone reading this article, but on the off chance you haven’t seen the 30 for 30 about Nancy and Tonya, I am imploring you to drop whatever you’re doing and watch it immediately. It is truly amazing.

Good point! And definitely of note because Trump is apparently obsessed with bringing the olympics to LA in 2024. (Not that anyone in LA actually wants the olympics here.)

Makes sense, what with Tamra now being such a devout follower of Christ and all.

He is alleging his ex made misrepresentations during their divorce that induced him into a divorce settlement. From the best that I can tell, the alleged misrepresentations have to do with an affair - I’m inferring that she led Bill to believe she wasn’t involved with this Long Island cop, and that based on those…

legal privilege in America is proportional to your income and/or inheritance.

Ugh this reminds me of my ex. We broke up years ago but have stayed sort of friends. He recently broke up with his most recently fling, and since then it’s been constant instagrams and snapchat stories of him in the gym. I’m like honey, no, y’all aren’t getting back together, this just looks desperate. Abs aren’t…

I had a similar interaction when I called my senator the other day to complain about their vote paving the way for a repeal of the ACA. I told the staffer that I am a constituent and that a vote to repeal Obamacare is effectively a vote to let me die. He was super condescending and responded that Obamacare hasn’t…

Any sister with enough money for a Maserati who doesn’t keep you in La Mer until your pores shrink is a total bitch.

And with Kenya, I fully believe she’s in on the bit and is playing up the villain angle. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was lovely in real life. (I also wouldn’t be surprised if she was an asshole.) Dorit, on the other hand, plainly just genuinely fucking sucks.