This is meh. For true Ciara greatness:

I feel like somewhere along the line I've seen almost this exact situation play out on Law and Order SVU.

LOL "rights of a person or a group of people are ignored." Poor Mo'Nique, having her right to have someone else pick up the check for her first-class trans-Atlantic flight disregarded. We should arrange a sit-in.

That's the thing, you do that shit so you can get paid down the line. She wouldn't do it, so now she's not getting paid. She made her bed, and now she had to lay in it.

Mo'Nique's acceptance speech was obnoxious. "It can be about the performance and not the politics."

Did anyone else not find Precious to be *that* sad? With all the hype around it, I thought it was going to be on a Requiem for a Dream level, but after I watched it, I don't know, it was just kind of, eh. I mean, it was even funny at parts. I still pull out that "my favorite color is electric beige" line sometimes.

Oh my god that Rihanna episode was so bad

Sometimes licenses get suspended separately from criminal charges—I know that's how it works for OWI. Because driving is an administrative privilege that the DOT is in charge of, and criminal sentencing is something else entirely. But I'm sure it varies a lot from state to state.

If my mother is any indication, More should turn itself into a 'shelter' magazine, because rich old ladies sure seem to eat those up.

This gif is truly mesmerizing.

I know this isn't the takeaway but the black Timbs in Khloe's Instagram are real cute.

By throwback, do you mean the extremely puffy northfaces? I had one of those when I was in high school and it was probably the most comfortable jack I've ever owned. God I miss that thing.

Your comment was that Diplo's 'just [doesn't] quite cut it.' I don't agree with that, and I don't think any reasonably (informed) person would either. I do agree with you that Taylor is more famous and popular in the mainstream than Diplo, but your original comment was not predicated on those terms.

Are you really trying to say one of the biggest names in EMD—who made $12m this past year—is not quite cutting it?

Honestly this girl sounds like a fucking square. Where I went to college, all of the "popular" sororities had a couple of girls who would dye their hair blue or violet or whatever and wear the craziest shit. Obviously USC is pretty conservative but nevertheless I doubt incoming freshman are going to be attracted to…

For what it's worth, I could totally go for a rice cake right now.

At the same time though I can not fuck with Azalea Banks. After a certain point there's a level of ignorance I just can't deal with and home girl is miles past that.

Don't fuck before you FICO!

Ehh I don't know, I google-imaged him and he's attractive but not *that* attractive. Like in college he was probably in the rich, hot guy frat but most of his friends were more attractive than him. Basically, he looks like the type of guy who would have dated sophomores when he was a senior.

Surf, duh.