I love Von Maur! They've been in my area for years, and I know if you get into management positions there it is actually possible to make six figures. I also know a woman who started out as a sales associate there and marketed her experience well enough to land a job as a corporate recruiter. Sure that's not the…

You should write to her. She's going to be bored out of her mind in there, she might even write back.

This may be common knowledge, but was anyone else unaware that Vanderpump Rules isn't Stassi's first reality-TV rodeo? Girl's been in the game for a minute now. She did season 8 of the Amazing Race in '05 and then something called Queen Bees in 2008. I can't say I'm in any way surprised by this, but I'm glad she's…

I don't think you can get to the heart of how truly sad Kristen is without discussing the fact that her current boyfriend, James, is an actual child. He's like 20, aspires to be a DJ, and is a goddamn busboy. Meanwhile, homegirl has got to be pushing 30 at this point. I always feel dirty after I watch a scene with…