“Don’t look at me!”

Madison Bumgarner’s very sensitive.

Machado is a grade-A dumbfuck. He should have been kicked out of baseball when he threw his bat at Alberto Callaspo in retaliation for Josh Donaldson tagging him too hard. Yes, tagging him too hard.

Alright, I’ll bet against the shooter.

In my day I made it through a few brawls without dropping my drink, too.

Uh, when do we get into legal territory with these law enforcement organizations threatening to not serve the public which they are sworn to serve? I don’t think police can make these threats. Let’s see if we can suspend some of these cops without pay to remind them where their place is.

Sandusky truthing is a thing, evidently.

lol.

In the Deplorable Basket, she is the yam.

Imagine what she could do with a human as a client.

Kellyanne Conway can try as hard as she can to be the Douche Whisperer and tame this asshole, she won’t.

White males are exempt from the “sue happy” status. In their case, it’s using the system ‘as it was designed’. He’s good.

He is such white trash.

Which makes Derek Carr’s corner fade to Crabtree for a catch last Sunday, in New Orleans, so much sweeter.

Oh, shut the fuck up.

It’s a cover up! It’s Zika! It’s karma for Benghazi!!! Oh, wrong story...

Trump can obviously afford a surgically implanted rug of some kind. I’ll bet Jimmy had to wash a substantial amount of orange dye off his hands, though.

Brian Cashman likes to think he has that effect, too.

It seems every week there’s videos of Bills fans using their pepperoni sticks in some form or another.