You seem to be assuming that Trumpites believe in gravity & need not be reminded it exists.

Clarkson channels Piers Morgan sometimes but has no control over what he’s saying. Or so says Chuck Woolery.

So you equate creatures that eat meat with creatures who will readily kill for that meat? Haven’t been to Whole Foods, have you. Anyway, it may be partially true, but pigs are also smart & friendly with excellent memories when they’re not hungry, looking at your ass, & slavering.

They’re a bit of a boar if you ask me. But at least they have a sense of humor, unlike some humans.

Purple is good - but some prefer plum purple like the creature above, while others lean more toward the violet edge, like this M4 in the best non-LSB, non-BRG BMW [/Porsche] color, “ultraviolet”:

Chevy has tons of storied model names they could more fittingly use for such a beast; it’s a crime they’re ignoring them all so thoroughly in favor of the one they’ve chosen to develop.

Baseball is a religion, cards a philosophy, & everything else a waste of time.

I was unaware of the melanated nature of the game, having learned it at a boarding school that admitted poor people like me only so the murder of carrion rich kids native to the joint would have someone to devil with midnight headlocks, lit cigarettes, & pee-beds.

“Nonplussed”?

Confronting the Germans with Euro-styled designators in place of American-styled names has not gone particularly well for Caddywack.

Love songs are traditionally about being straight, so what’s the difference?

Donning yon gloves allows no five-second rule after unfortunate wrong-side-in attempts....

Stay away from clothing that advertises corporate entities & you can’t go wrong.

The “official” rumor you’ll hear if you take the Tower tour is that said princes were perhaps actually murdered on the orders of the conquering Earl of Richmond, later Henry VII - but this also illustrates your point, so I’m adding nothing new.

It’s thick enough to never need actual repair. Its ideal owner will treat it like Bob Weir treated that black C2 vette he had for so long without washing.

I love this fucking thing precisely because it’s half-baked & insane, plus I can’t buy the CRV from Repo Men & this is a close fit.

The more people you pass the fewer can hit you.

Screw the V8.

BMW used to be an interesting profitable car manufacturer.

Fingle nog pingle jingle. Floop patoot mananny. Stanklewicz.