The ugliest trim level of the ugliest Mustang: hell, why not $100K? At least the bees’ll have someplace to build a nest next summer.

What car company offers a yellow sports car but NOT with the optional performance package? Oh. Right.

They once told me amphetamines might make me prone to rages, too.

Are you unfamiliar with the delicious existence of “This is America - Speak English” bumper-stickers?

I don’t care about the doors as long as they open, but that SC2 is divinely proportioned & lither than the Liffey. (Photo from Fisker @ TechCrunch).

I love 18-lb wheels even more when they don’t cost $3K+.

Whomever first decided it was acceptable for a car to have doors that might not open in certain circumstances should be buried in one of those same cars in spot 4F of a WalMart parking lot.

Hope the rest of the car dosn’t seem so flimsy.

You sent this from your mobile phone on the Turnpike, dincha.

Shameless mercantilism crowd > not my crowd..

I love newish cars with mismatched doors & shitty paint. Reminds me of my mortality, which they say is a thing though I’m not sure I believe it entirely.

The NFL’s still waitin for Kaeppy to say “Yowzah, Bawss - I’s a-gittin!”

It’s not a left/right issue anymore when you live in a world where the best planned of lives can be bankrupted by medicine.

“Young” people favor only bold approaches because they have very short (~60 years) attention spans, and though they’ve lived through the nightmare of Trumpian boldness, they’ve learned nothing from it.

Too Easy. I’m thinking forehead tattoo?

He won by less than 100K votes in three states: does it really seem like he’s gained a single supporter since then? Look for a landslide.

Boëthius had similar issues.

X-Files fields the best “Drive.”

Plus, a Wartburg stuck in mid-air. What could be better?