OT: I can’t believe your new moneyed idiot owners are actually too stupid to recognize a winning approach to internet journalism, & I hope you guys/gals survive the coming shitshow’s denouement & they do not.

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They are the polarized “us” of famed comparatives, and hate whom they are trained to hate like good little worker bees.

What average folk do & what their religions prescribe ain’t ever but similar.

Thank you. I am now inspired properly.

A level of stupid so resplendent it outshines the morning dew.

It amazes & disappoints me that of all the things K could’ve chosen to do with that talent, he chose to build around the “minstrel to rabid white racists” vibe.

So the MAGA hat’s just the right amount of whiteness for you? Good to know.

Those fuckers aren’t even writing about the music. If they couldn’t add a part to their tweets that goes “But the left licks indiscriminate balls” they’d ignore its existence, just like everybody who likes real music is doing to this poor exercise in babble merchandising.

This is too sportsy to be a proper serious Deadspin post.

Are hockey dogs usually also missing their front teeth?

You forgot to mention the “mild-mannered boys now swinging hockey sticks at the heads of poke-checking sets of annoying & redheaded twins” template puberty brings.

I’ll have to try that to take up non-Mets parts of the year.

Couple hours in the snow to show it who’s boss & you’ll have an inseparable friend for life, albeit without windows. NP

We eat dead things that multiple others cut into pieces in warehouses that smell like rotted flesh; how gross can they be, comparatively speaking?

The parts of the sports coverage that aren’t exactly the sports coverage are the reasons we all come to Deadspin. You guys fuck everything up by turning it into money - don’t fuck this up.

And the more so if that std happens to be less rigorous.

“Feasible” is not an applicable word for a group of companies already sandbagging like hell to spend as little money as possible on emissions.

A system that’s worked just fine for 50 years in allowing a particularly climatically challenged state to more efficiently combat pollution for its people does not turn problematic just because some con artist sans sensibility holds out bribes & says “Pollute! C’mon, pollute!”

She’s a demonstrated plagiarist. No creature can get lower than that.