“78 percent of American drivers who don’t own a sedan will consider buying one soon.”

Whatever. One team wins a couple, then the other team does too. No grand pronouncements fit despite the urge towards hyperbolic commentary by fans & non-fans from both sides. Just wish baseball wasn’t over after this.

C’mon - there are far more young yous rooting for their Nats than there are old carpetbaggers clinging to the Nats bandwagon for a couple weeks. Ain’t no cause to stigmatize the children for things beyond their control - they’re not Mets fans fercrissakes.

When you’ve been provably wrong in such a way that you can be reasonably accused of a Down’s Syndrome courtesy violation, it is a sign that the gods are only with you for the yuks.

Hear hear!

Themselves drivers of the largest bandwagon of any team in any league of any sport in the USA & maybe the world.

Is that a Mustang shooting brake with two extra doors or what?

Your devotion to literality at humor’s expense is admirable.

I did not dispute that it did.

Punk delighted in making fun of classic rock so the irony is interesting.

Opinions and armpits is the essence of every comment on this list.

So cover songs are rip-offs now? Good luck finding some blues to jam out on.

The “Obama tripped me” crowd is here.

Amen.

I miss the naked singularity of Bob Costas. But at least Buck isn’t this guy, unlike certain others I could name:

Why not use genuine wheels for that price?!

King Crimson?! You people got a case....

Wicker Man’s lower jaw in in the valance, so technically not incorrect.

Opinions & armpits, baby.

Beware The Wicker Man!