Look for it. It’s awesome to see.

Gorgeous front.

Kylie Jenner could work if the MM stuff got old, but I find MM to be so almost-popcorn-level nonplussing that she’s virtually an aesthetically static object. The cracks in her personality grind together so cutely that you don’t know whether she’s to be pitied or despised or maybe just skanandled.

This is the best feature on the internetz. Bravo!

That was nasty.

3am, after I finished my ice cream.

He only ever wanted to dance with his daughter, though, & she was always . . . taken.

What woman would want a man anyway whose dick was arrogant enough to presuppose that shooting diamonds would be a winning strategy?!

Being somewhat attractive has always worked - so I assume being thoroughly attractive would work more.

Ah! The Ralph Waldo Emerson fan club!

“Hilarie Burton explains why she married Jeffrey Dean Morgan”

Wasn’t Gordie Howe on the Mets around Candalaria time?

So howzabout that Angel Hernández, is he a good ump or what?!

#COTD

Dummies.

[star of gold]

What would happen if every time one of these self-worshipping McVeigh impersonators said their usual crapalapadoodah sane people just turned to them & shouted “Ludicous!”?

Whichever applies:

Comedians would go bankrupt without them.

Nothing could be more interesting.