rubbin's racin'

My dad, being an old school Italian, had this to say, “If they pisss you off and won't move, just tap them with your car, they will move..”

What I always tell my students that are learning to drive in Houston is to never, ever trust other drivers. Always assume they’ll do the worst thing at the worst time

Best part was that he jumped without even checking what’s down below.  He could’ve splattered onto a boat.

Worst Billy Joe McAllister impression ever.

good lord, that was almost a 3 second fall. Rough math, over a hundred feet

I once jumped off a cliff into a lake that was 65 feet and it scared the bejeebus out of me

Crawdids

Imagine having "his and hers custom Rolls-Royces" money and living in fucking RIVERSIDE

Godammit, take your star you magnificent bastard.

As God as my witness, I thought fish could fly.

This is all I got ...

What, Mr. Seller, you think you’re special, not like all the other BMW owners?

Hey, joke LEGO sets seems like a genre that would appeal to the users of this si—-holy shit that’s a real set:

i would love for them to troll him and send him a few hundred pages of shit thats just his name with the rest blacked out. 

As an owner of a Kizashi, even in CVT/FWD this car is anything but meh. Secondly, this car “iz” not named after a breakfast cereal. The word Kizashi means “something great coming” and again, as a Kizashi owner who has felt the great handling, great power (for it’s class), and other great touches, this is something…

Some people are saying.

I’m just wondering why Tucker Carlson hasn’t denied raping and killing that young girl in 1990? Why doesn’t he just come out and deny it?

Well, since fat-guy is gonna be lazy, here’s the Amazon link:

That seems like a set that needs to be modded into a Killdozer like the guy in Colorado had.

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