I remember this from back in high school (class of ‘86 for context).

Modern takes on the classic steel wheel. I am a sucker for the look, but with the steely look, you often have more sidewall. More sidewall is always a plus.

Exactly, and as I said, why the hell would I buy that when I could fly on down to Florida, buy this far better notion of old-school Lexus, just keep on truckin’ to the Keys, hang out for a few days, then drive home and still have money left in my pocket? That price isn’t even nostalgia, it’s just plain…

Nice car, dumb price.

“My used car is an appreciating asset!” is no less ridiculous than “My dog-based currency backed by the comedic stylings of an autistic billionaire is an appreciating asset!”

The Craigslist listing describes it as “clean” but the seller says the car’s Gambling career began after it was totaled.

“Establish A Relationship”

This is the internet sir. The only reaction allowed is to either defend or condemn this in the most extreme manner possible.

The seller has the title in their hand. Unfortunately, said hand is currently in the stomach of an alligator.

Broke: Living out of a van

Only 1 normal driver.

That will probably hammer out.

This would be a cool bit of kit... if it was on a Miata platform.

You mean like this?

Nothing wrong with a Phantom in Green

I was gonna say that it was the giant ass ugly grill, the saggy spoiler jowls, and massive double chin, that it [and every other car right now] has. But it could be the thing you pointed out, too.

Find one in every car. You’ll see.

Great, now I’m going to have dreams about a pair of drunken aliens chasing a tiny hula dancer.

The new paint scheme, like the administration itself, perfectly represents modern America: tacky, stupid, greedy and tasteless.