(laughs) Youabian Puma for $1 million or nothing at all for me!

If I had that much cash lying around, I would probably buy literally anything else. CP

This one, I think

Gee, I wonder what C8 comment could be used here...

That’ll buff right out...

Yes! And you might also want to join a country club.

And was it an unladen bat? Because if it was carrying a coconut, well, that changes your calculations.

I thought I saw one of these, once. But it was just an optical ilyushin.

What about the African or European bats?

Kinja being weird for anyone else? I can’t see the video embed, it’s just a large blank space in the middle of the page.

About how I feel about the switch to Survey Monkey...

Your mistake is in thinking that the OP meant just one LS1.  There’s room for probably 2 dozen of them in that bus. 

The best part about buying your own bus is that you can piss yourself and smear poop on the seats and NO ONE WILL HAUL YOU OFF IN HANDCUFFS!

Lt. Reid needs to drink some fucking bleach and end it. 

I had some idea that something like this would inevitably happen after that draconian law was passed, but I’m still horrified to have that suspicion confirmed. Fuck you, Alabama.

FTFY

That's funny. I thought NASCAR went left.

Easy fix if you’ve got a roll of chicken wire laying around:

Perfect mower for the guy who lives his life one 1/4 acre at a time.