Itlooks like two cocks on wheels

Reminds me of this.

Tire clearly underinflated by 1.5psi.

So, is it a horse or a bull?

Pagani Huayra

After a few drinks and some time with GIMP, I made this cluster for my daily driver smart five years ago. It’s been about 120k miles since then and the thing still puts a smile on my face.

Percussive maintenance is not a myth!

Cycle Scrotes® 

They need a better evacuation plan. 

All the BMW Art Cars are great

Wait, an Audi made a quick u-turn without understeering into the opposite curb?

“Nothing more expensive than a cheap German car.”
“Hold my beer.”  - Maserati.

You’ll have to wax it first.

Am I the first to ask, “does it do 185?"

Fancy Kristen would have people to worry about that for her.

I looked high and low for a good one. Well, actually I just looked high and THERE IT WAS!

My Italian grandmother would have approved from her plastic covered couch

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“I’m 20, just dropped out of St. John’s University, have a chinstrap beard, wear embellished jeans with Air Jordans, and the IT consulting firm that my Russian-born parents founded just scored a huge contract with the City. What car should i buy?”