I mean, he looks like he enjoys food, anyways. So there’s that.

Now that’s some Wildwood !

First cop on the scene told him to put his Piscataway. But the guy’s a Hoboken so he just kept Wyckoff his Weehawken until he Nutley.

If The Grand Tour gets back to the US—which is more of a when, not an if—I would love for them to do a challenge of driving those shitboxes and trying to be serious car reviewers.

Some years back, I was hit by a drunk dude who was driving...a bright yellow Metro convertible.

A friend of mines who is...lets say....Shreck like, dated a girl who was equally big....her ride? A bright metallic pink Geo Metro.....they looked like hippos in a phone booth in that thing.

Ah, the Metro convertible. The epitome of safety.

We doin’ great ads?

The 2-door GLS version looked like a cross between an Escort, Thunderbird and Ambien:

60% of the time, you’ll smell like smoke coming from behind the dashboard.

997 owner here. Let’s go through these one by one:

With no supercharger and a lack of power, this Durango is more of a quiet riot.

The Merritt made me buy a dashcam, just lanes of anger and chaos

Looks like my drive home from work on NY/CT roads avoiding potholes

Seems like I’ve seen this one before

I freeze stock in icecube trays for future use, it might be fun to put one of them in the middle.

Frozen butter maybe for the chilling affect And the butter affect? Or maybe make some frozen pats of bacon grease?

I’d rather pay more to fly another airline. I’ll think of the price difference as an “standing by my principles fee.”