And a new ‘Caps Lock’ key.

“Mr. Trump is immune from suit because he is President of the United States,”

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

They keep the guy with the rifle out of camera view.

Requisite soundtrack:

“Downgrayyd”

This one seems to have come down with a slight case of Mustangitis.

Where’s the video of the mustang crash?

I just hope he doesn’t die of dysentery.

This is genuinely awesome! (...and astonishing that he drove 300 miles in this thing, let alone in a single day)

Here’s David’s Project Slow Devil, having made it 300 miles from Detroit to West Lafayette, Indiana. He might just pull this off.

Pontiac Safari (chose a brown one for extra Jalop points)

this is good knowledge, david, and represents a definite improvement over previous technologies.

Oh, the early ‘70s... where climate controls were put where she won’t be able to fiddle with them unless she’s already leaned over to perform her other womanly duties.

It’s like living your entire life knowing only Terriers and then suddenly discovering Dachshunds. What the fu…

True fact: Everyone has had a Sebring as a rental car that makes you really appreciate your own car