Raise your hand if you fast-forwarded after #3 looking for Porkins.

List fails without Heaven Sent.

Yet another hugely popular movie from the ‘70s whose plot I know only because I read the MAD parody in a “Super Special” back in first grade.

I bet he got off at the wrong station.

Rolling shitflames?

This is off topic but this is the craziest video I’ve seen all year.

Please remove yourself from the gene pool

Amazing you don’t hear more about this. This is the first I knew.

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

My thoughts exactly. TANSTAAFL

Pepperidge farm remembers.

1/2 cord of cinnamon-clove

The best and most expensive thing we ever found on the side of the road

I have one of those!

What’s the difference between a rental car and a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

You can drive a rental car anywhere.