I bet he got off at the wrong station.

This is off topic but this is the craziest video I’ve seen all year.

Please remove yourself from the gene pool

I’d like to throw an honorable mention at Frederick, MD City Councilman Kirby Delauter, who threatened to sue the local newspaper for using his name in the newspaper “without his authorization” when reporting on a city council meeting. Naturally, the paper wrote an editorial chock full of his name.

Pepperidge farm remembers.

The best and most expensive thing we ever found on the side of the road

I have one of those!

What’s the difference between a rental car and a four-wheel-drive vehicle?

You can drive a rental car anywhere.

My neighbors are vehement protestors. Did they help during my high risk pregnancy? Nope. Take my poor kids to the park to run when I couldn't? Cook a meal?? BIG NO. Did my pro choice neighbor come take out my garbage and rough house with my boys and do my dishes? YES.

This GTfO would like to have a talk with you

What makes a short train

It’s Log, It’s Log it’s big it’s heavy it’s wood! It’s Log, it’s better than bad it’s good!

[The beautiful chaos of a 24 Hours of LeMons race. From the Return of the LeMonites race at Miller Motorsports Park, 2015.]

I’m late to this one, but if I was free’d of safety (and budgetary) constraints, this:

Pur Sang already makes it. It is hands-down my go-to lottery purchase and immediate cause of death over any other car.

I would build a turbine-electric car, utilizing a turbine from a helicopter, using it’s thrust to spin two turbine generators to both charge the batteries, and power the electric motors, with regenerative braking, and an electric motor overboost-like system when needing just a bit more scoot. The body could best be…

The Hotwheels Chevroletor

I’d turn my dodge caravan into this :D