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how republican.

To prevent confusion, next time I’ll say “wake the dead.”

It even has a CVT. Wonderful.

Calling it a failure is a bit edgy. At the time, Lambo was building its cars in a candle-lit wooden shed, with like 2-3 half drunks artisans that were more interested in making their own wine and prosciutto. I don’t think Lamborghini had in plans nor the capacity to build more. The only failure here losing the…

I found a photo.

Lets hope he wore his brown pants.

Jetskis are solid proof that the trope “Money doesn’t buy happiness” is 100% untrue. Rich people own jetskis, and people on jetskis are always smiling. Therefore money DOES buy happiness.

This list could also be titled as “Top 10 reasons I drive 800 miles from Atlanta to New Jersey every Thanksgiving.”

I have no idea how I got the information,, but when I was at school I found out that if you mix brake fluid and potassium permanganate, you got spontaneous combustion, combined with purple smoke and flames. I stole so much permanganate from school they started locking it away after a while.

We used to pull the hubcaps off a buddy’s Buick Century and throw a few beer bottle caps inside, always made a for a nice rattle at low speeds.

Wire wheel hubcaps with loose wires. (Yes, I’ve spent hours looking for that sound)

I have my revamped force structure coming hopefully next week. The deeper we get the harder it is to pull an audible. The most brilliant piece of F-35 engineering is the concurrency concept it was sold under. If you pull the plug you end up with a couple hundred half ass jets that now cost too much to support. It is…

Couldn’t resist... also, she’s hot.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

Religion of Peace; my ass.