I found a photo.

Lets hope he wore his brown pants.

Jetskis are solid proof that the trope “Money doesn’t buy happiness” is 100% untrue. Rich people own jetskis, and people on jetskis are always smiling. Therefore money DOES buy happiness.

This list could also be titled as “Top 10 reasons I drive 800 miles from Atlanta to New Jersey every Thanksgiving.”

I have no idea how I got the information,, but when I was at school I found out that if you mix brake fluid and potassium permanganate, you got spontaneous combustion, combined with purple smoke and flames. I stole so much permanganate from school they started locking it away after a while.

We used to pull the hubcaps off a buddy’s Buick Century and throw a few beer bottle caps inside, always made a for a nice rattle at low speeds.

Wire wheel hubcaps with loose wires. (Yes, I’ve spent hours looking for that sound)

I have my revamped force structure coming hopefully next week. The deeper we get the harder it is to pull an audible. The most brilliant piece of F-35 engineering is the concurrency concept it was sold under. If you pull the plug you end up with a couple hundred half ass jets that now cost too much to support. It is…

Couldn’t resist... also, she’s hot.

I’m getting tired of hearing “abortion is only a small part of what Planned Parenthood does” and the classifying of which PP clinics provide abortions and which don’t. Even if Planned Parenthood was an industrial abortion factory that offered all abortions 24/7, it is still a legal procedure. It is still an important…

Religion of Peace; my ass.

Hello mudda,
hello fadda,
I am driving,
a Ford Granada.

Great writeup, although I disagree about the diving bits which I wholeheartedly enjoyed. Tons of atmosphere, and although it wasn’t as fast paced as a land based battle, the tension created by cut air hoses, etc more than made up for it in my opinion... This is coming from a non-swimmer, however.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

I went over it before a bit in this post http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/us-air-forces-… and sprinkled throughout a bunch more. During a 1V1 fight it is especially useful, especially when the aircraft also has helmet mounted cuing and a high-off-boresight short range air-to-air missile. The capability is less of an…

Latrine

The C-5M climbs surprisingly fast for how big it is; I’ve seen climb rates greater than 7000 feet per minute.

It’s been proven in the documentary “Idiocracy”.