We used to pull the hubcaps off a buddy’s Buick Century and throw a few beer bottle caps inside, always made a for a nice rattle at low speeds.

Wire wheel hubcaps with loose wires. (Yes, I’ve spent hours looking for that sound)

My favorite shirt says that, and I am not only an engineer working on safety critical designs, I’m a pilot too!

Vaults though, those are awesome.

but this is the only reason i even scheduled an apocalypse! what am i supposed to do with all these fasces now, huh?

relevant:

I’ve been saying for days that Ben Carson is a sack full of crap, even though he lugs around that neurosurgeon title like he’s the king of the world. He doesn’t believe in evolution, thinks people turn gay after going to prison, high school students taking AP courses are terrorists and more. This is clear pandering.…

A fellow in ages long past,
Had a notion that left him aghast.
Take some guts from his flock,
Slip them over his cock,
And his lady can rest her poor ass!

Does Mark Watney count?

I have my revamped force structure coming hopefully next week. The deeper we get the harder it is to pull an audible. The most brilliant piece of F-35 engineering is the concurrency concept it was sold under. If you pull the plug you end up with a couple hundred half ass jets that now cost too much to support. It is…

Couldn’t resist... also, she’s hot.

The Hidden.

If you deciper the alien language of Drax’s tattoos, it spells out the complete lyrics to “Never Gonna Give You Up.”

If it’s Groot’s penis (treenis?), I’m going to be very disappointed and/or turned on.

Just finished The Fold; pretty good in terms of goofy sci-fi. The main character is a bit much but the writing’s clean and fun. Better than 14 and I enjoyed that one too.

It’s poorly written, poorly plotted, and has terrible characters.

Oh hey, that’s my Andrewsarchus painting.