It will probably happen immediately before you die.

I did that on eurospeedway Lausitzring, not half as much fun as you think. And keep in mind that the Nürburgring has steep bits and nasty surface. You should still try though.

I posted this picture a while ago on oppo:

Mark my words before I die I will lap the Nurburgring on roller skates

Yeah, fucking luftballoon, you better run.

Old school Civic with K20A swap? Hell yes.

It’s a jet powered train locomotive, of course. What, you don’t have one too?

Sorry bro, but for it to qualify as a barn find, the car has to actually be worth something.

The original Civic ties in with Honda's obsession with quality and not giving the American consumer a feeling that their cars were anything but great.

My wife and I have been married for going on five years now, and we were dating for three years prior to that. Since I’m a hardcore geek and Steve Buscemi lookalike (I’ve been asked if I was his son before), and she’s the most breathtakingly gorgeous woman I’ve ever met, I have always felt that she is definitely out…

I missed the original question thread, so I apologize if someone had already mentioned this and if it breaks any rules set forth for submissions, but what about “Anne Hatheway’s Cottage” from Top Gear? The quainted-up Benz?

“Guys, I can’t be gone too long. I have to feed my car.”

There once was a lass from Gdansk,

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

Tree-fitty?, dang loch-ness monster.

How about 75 mph... without an engine?

Jalopnik’d

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